The Town Clerk

The Town Supervisor leaps tall buildings with a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water, gives policy to God

The Town Councilman leaps short buildings with a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet

Walks on water if the sea is calm, talks to God

The Deputy Town Clerk leaps short buildings with a running start and a favorable wind
Is almost as powerful as- a switch engine, is faster than a speeding B-B

Walks on water on an indoor swimming pool, talks to God if prior approval is granted
The Town Clerk lifts tall buildings and walks beneath,

Kicks locomotives off the track, catches speeding bullets between the teeth,
Freezes water with a single glance, because SHE IS GOD!